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Alan Ray Humorist/Educator

Alan Ray, Ph.D. is a professional speaker, educator and humorist. He is also the author of the first daily comedy service TeleJoke. Dr. Ray is available for speaking and writing services. To book an appearance, or to order his TeleJoke original comedy, e-mail araycomedy@aol.com, or phone (209) 476-1511.



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Joke of the Day
Monday May 12, 2008
Doctors have linked lack of sleep with ulcers. Scientists tested 2 contrasting teams. One was a group of insomniacs. And, at the other end of the spectrum was a group of government workers.

Zookeepers at the National Zoo say 2 pandas have started the mating process. They claim the sexual dance is similar to that of humans. She communicates her needs. He pretends to listen.
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