Telejoke

Sprinkle your performance with a dash of Alan Ray's original daily one-liners!

Since 1988, Alan Ray has written thousands of topical one-liners for hundreds of radio station morning shows, newspaper columnists, professional comedians, and business speakers.

The New Jokes Daily issue is a sheet of 10 jokes e-mailed to subscribers Sunday-Thursday in preparation for Monday-Friday shows, speeches, blogs, and meetings. In all, subscribers receive 50 topical one-liners per week.

The cost to subscribers is as low as $25 per year. American Express, Mastercard, Discover, or Visa are accepted. PayPal payments are welcomed. For exact rates, email araycomedy@aol.com.

If you're interested in a one-week free trial of New Jokes Daily, e-mail araycomedy@aol.com, or call (209) 406-1221.